Durão Barroso recebe telefonema de George Bush...

O reporter do "teu Olhar" conseguiu interceptar a conversa enter os líderes das duas nações na passada quarta feira:


- Sr. Doutor José Manuel, tem uma chamada do Presidente dos EUA em linha, quer que passe a chamada?
Durão barroso pensou um pouco para os seus botões "Foda-se, deve ser o Portas a gozar comigo outra vez!"
- Passe lá a chamada! - respondeu em tom de desabafo.
- José! - ouviu ele do outro lado.
- Ó Portas , para lá com a brincadeira que já estou farto! - gritou o nosso primeiro ao telefone...
- Portas?! Who's Portas!
- Mister Bush! how are you? - respondeu Durão Barroso, supreendido por se aperceber que era mesmo o presidente dos EUA do outro lado da linha.
- Everything fine José! And what about you? All is going well i presume... And the fish, I know people call you cod fish (bacalhau) over there in Portugal, nice Scheme!
- Oh Mister Bush! You're almost right... it's not cod fish, it's cherne... it's funny you know...
o presidente dos EUA interrompe o desabafo de Durão Barroso aos berros no telefone:
- FUCK! THESE GUYS FROM INTELLIGENCE SUCK! I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! THEY DON'T EVEN GUESS THE NICKNAME OF SOME ASS HOLE FROM EUROPE! FUCK!
De repente apercebe-se que está em linha com Durão Barroso,
- Sorry Jose, I was not talking about you, my good friend. These guys make me crazy...
- I Know what you mean mister Bush, any news on the weapons?
- Weapons?! What weapons? Did we also sell weapons to Portugal?! FUCK, WHY DIDN´T ANYBODY TOLD ME THAT WE ALSO SOLD WEAPONS TO PORTUGAL?
- Mister Bush, no Mister bush...
Apercebendo-se que Durão Barroso estava a tentar falar, voltou à linha:
- WHAT?
- No, I was speaking about the weapons in Iraq...
- OH, of course... those. Nothing new, but they are there, I'm sure.
- Of course mister Bush. But why did you call me anyway?
- Oh I almost forgot, well we have this problem, the germans and the French don't like us very much... you know.
- Yes, Yes
- And i was wondering if you, my good friend, would put a good word in my favour on that meeting of yours, in... what you call it...
- European community!
- Yeah, Yeah, that's it. What do you think? Can you do it, for our atlantic alliance?
- Yes, of course mister Bush.
E desligou a chamada.